Adrian Peterson Tickling Giants Fan Balls With This Tweet

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Adrian Peterson out here cock teasing every Giants fan on a casual Wednesday night. And yes I know, the dude is on the wrong side of 30, could step on a rock and tear his ACL/MCL for the millionth time, but at the same time this is mother fucking AP were talking here! Rushing titles, league MVPs, a career worth of highlights and easily the best Viking ever behind Randy Moss. Mixing him in with Perkins and Vereen as 3rd down/passing back just sounds delicious. Well, frankly just about anything than last years running game sounds a billion times better.

There is probably a 2% chance Reese goes after Peterson unless he is signed basically for free. He’ll ride the pine behind Elliot in Dallas before he takes a hefty pay cut. But since there is zero football with nothing but staring at mock drafts and free agency rumors, this is what we have. And I would be fucking lying if I said I didn’t want to see the Giants kick the tires on AP.

But of course we all know signing guys on the wrong side of 30 in New York has worked wonders in the past:

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